19th Oct 201415:04107 notes

unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

(via starkravingdane)

penicillium-pusher:

I think I may be gayer than originally planned

(via llouvely)

pixyled:

and-down-we-go:

My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”

but she hit send when all it said was

Hi Jeffrey,
      I am afraid

THIS POS T GETS ME EVEYRTIME

(via llouvely)

nice friend person:

hey, how've you been?

me:

capitalism is crushing me. i am barely surviving. i am full of toxic resentment. i want revenge.

findingmyrecovery:

You are not going in circles

You are making progress in a spiral. You do come back around to where you were at the start, since recovery and healing take time, but every time you come back around to that point you’re a little higher up because you’ve got more experience, more knowledge, and more strength.

You ARE making progress

please remind me

(via daktari)

imgonnafeedyoutomypigs:

Eddie Izzard looking glam af in NYC

(via stilltatianamaslany)

14th Jul 201420:2333 notes

fumbledeegrumble:

castrationqueen:

As a fat woman, I have no problem with men wanting to fuck me; it’s getting them to hold my hand in public that’s hard.

This is dedicated to all the wimpy little chasers out there who want to fuck us on the sly but worry about damaging their reputations. We are not a side dish. We are the fucking appetizer, the main course and the dessert, and you’re not going to take us home in a doggy bag so you can eat in private.

(via stilltatianamaslany)

WHY DANIELLE HAIM WHY
9th Jul 201417:4523 notes

by  Haim


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okuyazu:

Guyliner, in case the word eye is too feminine for you

(via stilltatianamaslany)

mcry:

how t o kiss boy

  • walk over to a boy
  • extend your limb, caressing his cheeks tenderly
  • without moving your head or body, extend your lips so they meet the edge of his ear
  • sc rE AM NOOT NOOT 
  •   
  •   
  •   NOOOT NOO Ot;
  •  

image

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septemregnasansae:

no but bi harry deliberately fucking with ron like they’re at christmas dinner or w/e and harry just goes “you know ron i’m in love with your sister and everything but if bill was single…goddamn. i’d go there”

bill winks across the table at harry

ron screams

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Opaque  by  andbamnan